Movies I've Seen

Split - in which James McAvoy plays a man with DID living under the Philadelphia Zoo, where he also works. He kidnaps three girls, who he plans to feed to the monster that lives inside him. Its a real monster.

Star Wars the phantom menace- in which Obi Wan is impeded from reaching his full potential by a scatter brained Master, then death bed compulsion to train a stupid kid who can't act. Nobody listens to Yoda! The political structure is bizarre, and the Trade Federation is a government sanctioned thug organization that is afraid of competing with the Hutts. How did a teenage girl get elected queen? Get a haircut Palpatine!

House on Haunted Hill (Rifftrax)- Five strangers are invited to Vincent Price's Mesopotamian (Sumerian?)  mansion. He has offered $10,000 to watch him abuse his gold digger wife all evening. Ghosts watch for free. Friday the 13th- The remake with Sam Winschester.

Jan 7 - Keanu     Cute, funny. Not as funny on 2nd watching. Scary Movie parody of John Wick with Key & Peele. The Conjuring, The Conjuring 2. Jan 8 - Babadook. Jan 9 - Child's Play 3  in which Andy is not played by Alex Vincent and Chucky mails himself to Andy at military school, but is prevented from hanging out with him by an annoying and stupid black child. There is a carnival at the end.