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Raw

Raw - in which France has the grossest veterinary school imaginable, and vegetarianism is the thinking woman's solution to the broken Greek system. Some skinny girl goes to the same veterinary school her older sister is currently attending, and her bitch sister doesn't even help her move in to the dorm she is sharing with a guy. Albeit a gay guy, but I'm assuming not all of the men in this coed dorm are gay. The first night the hazing begins, the freshmen are herded out of their rooms by threat of violence, and all of their mattresses are thrown onto the front lawn. It takes a surreal turn into gross-cinema discomfort at the rave they are all taken to and our tiny protagonist runs into her mean sister and is peer pressured into taking some club drugs. Things are just starting to get weird. Some kind of creepy things are happening, but it mostly just reminds me of the lonely horror of my college experience, except I wasn't peer pressured into eating a rabbit kidney,

Happy Death Day

Happy Death Day - in which the concept of Groundhog Day is revisited with black glitter thrown on top, to great success. Some basic sorority bitch wakes up in some dude's dorm and her ringer is crazy annoying but I still like it cause it kinda sounds like mc chris. Her name is Tree. She ignores the nice guy and runs out of his room. She makes her way back to her dorm, across campus, and it becomes clear that she is the sluttiest girl at her sorority. Her roommate is a total drag, and she keeps dodging calls from her dad. On her way to a party later, Tree gets brutally murdered, and on her birthday. So sad. But then, she wakes up again and its the same morning and she goes through a few rounds of this before she enlists the random guy's help, and he's really into the idea, but she does keep getting murdered until she learns how to build a human relationship with her 24 hour boyfriend. Oh, and also she figures out her killer and wins her life.