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The Boogens



The Boogens - in which some jerks try to reopen a haunted mine, but it wasn't haunted by the ghosts of the men who died in there. I don't know why not. So, some rando and his buddy are about to take the weekend off from reopening a mine with these old dudes, as soon as they blow these charges, they're gonna leave the old guys and go meet their hot girlfriends. The mine was caved in, and should be haunted by the spirits of old Prospectors, and I was looking forward to that, but instead it is haunted by some awful monsters that look like carved shit. Like, literal shit, and they just spy on the showering girlfriends and there are no ghost prospectors at all, as I was promised by the Netflix envelope! It was a silver mine, I think. If that helps.

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