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Happy Death Day



Happy Death Day - in which the concept of Groundhog Day is revisited with black glitter thrown on top, to great success. Some basic sorority bitch wakes up in some dude's dorm and her ringer is crazy annoying but I still like it cause it kinda sounds like mc chris. Her name is Tree. She ignores the nice guy and runs out of his room. She makes her way back to her dorm, across campus, and it becomes clear that she is the sluttiest girl at her sorority. Her roommate is a total drag, and she keeps dodging calls from her dad. On her way to a party later, Tree gets brutally murdered, and on her birthday. So sad. But then, she wakes up again and its the same morning and she goes through a few rounds of this before she enlists the random guy's help, and he's really into the idea, but she does keep getting murdered until she learns how to build a human relationship with her 24 hour boyfriend. Oh, and also she figures out her killer and wins her life.

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