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Arrival


Arrival - in which aliens come by the earth to make some new friends, and it goes okay. First, some scary ships have descended on Earth, and there's a bunch of them, like 30, and they just look like hovering rocks. The militaries of the world are cooperating with each other, except the jerks like N. Korea and Russia, and the other new axis guys. So, the plot happens when Forest Whitaker comes to find Amy Adams in the college where she works, this is while the alien invasion is new, and she is convinced to go help communicate with the aliens. She gets there and makes friends with physicist Jeremy Renner, and they work together to decipher the inky messages the squid-aliens transmit. The messages are all visual. They work on this together for months, hanging out in the ship with the aliens, struggling to communicate. Amy Adams starts having visions, or dreams, of the future, where she has a daughter, who dies of cancer, and she knew her daughter would have cancer and die, but she had her anyway. Its complicated. Anyways, turns out the aliens are giving her these visions because while they are teaching her their language, they are also teaching her to see through time. The aliens have come to teach humans their language and establish friendships, because they foresee needing our help in the future. Its pretty nice.

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  1. IloveandsupportyouAugust 19, 2019 at 3:33 AM

    This sounds like a sweet nice movie. I miss your blog and podcast.

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