Skip to main content

Hellboy

Hellboy - in which Ron Pearlman plays Hellboy, AKA Anung Un Rama, who works for the government division of BPRD in New Jersey (!!). New agent is assigned to keeping Hellboy happy, but instead hits on his would be girlfriend, Selma Blair. Liz the Firestarter. Nice. Famous Russian bad guy Rasputin tries to convince Hellboy to join his weird evil family of sand/murder-bots and Skankoviches, but Hellboy has already tried pancakes, so he's on the side of maple syrup for eternity. John Hurt is his father who dies, Abe Sapien conspires with Dr. Broom to keep his cancer a secret from Hellboy. Not surprising anyone, Hellboy does not like being blindsided by death. Underground rampage ensues. Hellboy wins. except for losing his father.


Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

The Crush

The Crush - in which Cary Elwes makes out with a teenage girl in 1993, and it wasn't me. Alicia Silverstone is amazing and charming. She plays Adrian, a teenage girl with very rich parents, one friend, and a tenuous grasp on reality. The protagonist is supposed to be this author, played by Cary Elwes, but dude's a creep, so he's the villain to me. Reframed: this guy moves into Adrien's parents'  carriage house, in the back yard, and I guess she's not used to it being rented out, because she keeps going in there. Like, she has no sense of boundaries, and it seems like no one has ever told her "no," in her whole, beautiful life. So, Wesley, from The Princess Bride, I mean, Cary Elwes, is friendly and charming to her, and obviously flattered by the attention of a young woman. Oh, she's 14. Yeah. So, she gets obsessed with him, and he encourages this friendship by talking to her, inviting her in, spending time with her, and taking her suggestions, like...
Post a Comment
Read more