Star Wars 2 The Attack of the Clone Wars - in which stupid Hayden Christiansen has dopey hair and a creepy face and Queen Amadala looks like she can't stop retching in between takes. There is a plot to kill the senator, so she goes into hiding with Anakin as her body guard, but he can't stop whining about Obi Wan long enough to stick it in her. Gross. There is a clone army Obi Wan discovers on Camino, it appears that someone impersonated a jedi after his death to frame the jedi for secret war mongering. Palpatine's behind it all! The muddled plot drags on and Anakin kills a TON of sandpeople for not sending him a ransom note, reminding him to pick up his slave mother. Natalie Portman keeps her lunch down when Anakin confesses his geno-crime. She has an academy award. Not for this, though.
Somehow those dummies end up in an arena, maybe because Anakin went to "check something out," and Obi Wan tried to come save him, or find him to yell at him for abandoning his post, but that shouldn't matter, because he took the woman he was guarding to the dangerous location and almost got her killed there, instead. Many jedi show up and save the day with ONE MILLION light sabers. It ends at some point.
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