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Willard aka R. Lee Ermee 2

Willard - in which Crispin Glover lives in the Psycho house with his gross old mom, one nice rat, one mean rat, and several hundred sheep rats. R Lee Ermee is his boss and some weird office where his father used to own the company, and he is the worst employee, that one new girl seems to like for plot related reasons. He tries to exclude the mean rat, Big Ben, but Ben isn't having it, and murders Willard's crazy mom somehow. The Ben frames the nice rat for being a rat in an office, and watches his demise. Willard cries. Unhinged Willard lives in growing squalor until Big Ben has had enough of him, survives a mouse trap, minus a paw, and leads the charge to kill their trainer and master, Rat King Willard.

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