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The Hills Have Eyes

The Hills Have Eyes - in which a nice family who seems to get along and like each other are stuck out in the desert thanks to the exploratory whims of their red faced father. Harbinger at gas station does really seem to warn them of the trouble. They get broken down and trapped, and picked off one by one by an icky family of inbred weirdos. Who are definitely cannibals. The dad walks back to the gas station, but doesn't make it back alive. The hill girl helps save the baby and runs over a bunch of rocks with it. The baby is saved, one dog is murdered, the other dog saves the day.



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