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The Babysitter



The Babysitter - in which a nerd loses his only friend. The adolescent boy, Cole, is slow to mature and has parents who hire a sitter for him when they leave for an overnight trip. She's been babysitting him for years, and is like, his only friend. Wait, he has another boy he's friends with, but I don't think he matters. So, the plot is that Bee lets Cole drink alcohol so he will fall asleep, and then she has her archetype friends come over so they can sacrifice Cole to Satan, or whomever. Cole stays awake and thwarts their plan by not being easy prey. Its pretty funny, campy, over the top and still heartfelt. He is a resourceful scamp, so he defeats the high school team of idiots, and also steals a car. The pic is from a game of truth or dare.

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