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Hot Fuzz

Hot Fuzz - in which Simon Pegg plays a super cop in London, and he is transferred to a sleepy town in the country for being a go getter. In the country he meets Danny Butterman and makes his very first friend! Turns out, the town is not so sleepy, and Timothy Dalton is one of the leaders of a cult of old people who are murdering citizens to have a nicer town. Danny has a ton of movies, and he forces Sgnt Angle to watch all of them.


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