The Hills Have Eyes - in which a nice family who seems to get along and like each other are stuck out in the desert thanks to the exploratory whims of their red faced father. Harbinger at gas station does really seem to warn them of the trouble. They get broken down and trapped, and picked off one by one by an icky family of inbred weirdos. Who are definitely cannibals. The dad walks back to the gas station, but doesn't make it back alive. The hill girl helps save the baby and runs over a bunch of rocks with it. The baby is saved, one dog is murdered, the other dog saves the day.
Event Horizon - in which sci fi space body horror gets very fucking real, and totally gross. First, Lawrence Fishburne is a space captain named Miller, and his first mate is Joely Richardson, and she rocks. Her accent is real. A bunch of space sailors are escorting science genius Sam Neill to the wreckage of a space ship. It wasn't just a space ship, it was a massive black hole generating machine, and it recently re-emerged around Neptune, and now its just orbiting, being spooky af. To give all the details, Sam Neill, AKA Dr. Weir, is having creepy dreams about his dead wife in his cryo/gravi-sleep pod before they even get to the abandoned wreck. Oh, its called the Event Horizon. So, once the crew rolls up on Event Horizon they get nervous, because its creepy, and a few people go out to investigate the empty ship. Miller orders Dr. Weir to stay aboard their vessel, and he doesn't do a good job of listening. As soon as the crew splits up, one young guy gets sucked into the g
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