Willard - in which Crispin Glover lives in the Psycho house with his
gross old mom, one nice rat, one mean rat, and several hundred sheep
rats. R Lee Ermee is his boss and some weird office where his father
used to own the company, and he is the worst employee, that one new girl
seems to like for plot related reasons. He tries to exclude the mean
rat, Big Ben, but Ben isn't having it, and murders Willard's crazy mom
somehow. The Ben frames the nice rat for being a rat in an office, and
watches his demise. Willard cries. Unhinged Willard lives in growing
squalor until Big Ben has had enough of him, survives a mouse trap,
minus a paw, and leads the charge to kill their trainer and master, Rat
King Willard.
Event Horizon - in which sci fi space body horror gets very fucking real, and totally gross. First, Lawrence Fishburne is a space captain named Miller, and his first mate is Joely Richardson, and she rocks. Her accent is real. A bunch of space sailors are escorting science genius Sam Neill to the wreckage of a space ship. It wasn't just a space ship, it was a massive black hole generating machine, and it recently re-emerged around Neptune, and now its just orbiting, being spooky af. To give all the details, Sam Neill, AKA Dr. Weir, is having creepy dreams about his dead wife in his cryo/gravi-sleep pod before they even get to the abandoned wreck. Oh, its called the Event Horizon. So, once the crew rolls up on Event Horizon they get nervous, because its creepy, and a few people go out to investigate the empty ship. Miller orders Dr. Weir to stay aboard their vessel, and he doesn't do a good job of listening. As soon as the crew splits up, one young guy gets sucked into the g
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