Puppet Master - in which a man uses Egyptian magic to animate his wooden puppets, but then he dies and leaves his dolls buried in the wall of a nice hotel. His friends who are still alive are invited to his funeral in the empty hotel by his rich girlfriend, and the puppets are excited to see the friends and MURDER them. They all have magic powers, and one woman is a sexual psychic, and its awesome. The murders are all gruesome, the puppets and the effects rock! 77 minutes well spent. I'm glad I bought the 9 movies series sight unseen. Can't wait to watch the rest of them.
Event Horizon - in which sci fi space body horror gets very fucking real, and totally gross. First, Lawrence Fishburne is a space captain named Miller, and his first mate is Joely Richardson, and she rocks. Her accent is real. A bunch of space sailors are escorting science genius Sam Neill to the wreckage of a space ship. It wasn't just a space ship, it was a massive black hole generating machine, and it recently re-emerged around Neptune, and now its just orbiting, being spooky af. To give all the details, Sam Neill, AKA Dr. Weir, is having creepy dreams about his dead wife in his cryo/gravi-sleep pod before they even get to the abandoned wreck. Oh, its called the Event Horizon. So, once the crew rolls up on Event Horizon they get nervous, because its creepy, and a few people go out to investigate the empty ship. Miller orders Dr. Weir to stay aboard their vessel, and he doesn't do a good job of listening. As soon as the crew splits up, one young guy gets sucked into the g
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