Lord of Illusions

Lord of Illusions - in which Scott Bakula plays a private detective, Harry D'Amour, who travels to the west coast for a job, but ends up getting pulled into a crazy, dark, magical world because he can't stop being Dr. Sam Beckett, no matter what. Okay, so, initially there is this powerful cult leader named Nix who can do some real magic, and has attracted a small following of devoted weirdos, and they all live in this smashed out, wrecked house in the desert that no one would ever enter voluntarily. There was this guy who left the cult, Philip Swann, and he heard that Nix had kidnapped a 12 year old girl, so he and his friends who also left the cult, roll up with some weapons to save her. Nix pushes his fingers into Philip's mind and transfers a bunch of his power to him, after Nix flies down off of his hanging mid-air cross thing, made of bones and skin. Gross. okay, so the girl shoots Nix with Swann's gun, and while he's on the ground, they bind him with magic and some crazy iron contraption. Okay, so 20 years later, Swann is a magician for a living in Los Angeles, and he disappears, so his wife, Famke Jensen hires Harry D'Amour to find him, because Harry is already kind of involved because he found a psychic being murdered by one of Nix's devoted followers. Harry stays on the trail and goes to the Magic Castle in LA, where he meets another magician who he suspects, and one who tries to help. Harry eventually finds Swann, he had faked his own death. Swann's (former) assistant (not on stage), gets kidnapped by the remains of the cult because they want to find Nix's body and dig it up, and this assistant knows where it is. So, they find Nix's body and they have a crazy resurrection ceremony, someone has brought Famke Jensen there so Nix can eat her, but Swann comes to her rescue again, and defeats Nix for real with Harry's help. All of the cult members get sucked into the ground in the disgusting process. Harry and Famke walk out together, and live.

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Event Horizon

Event Horizon - in which sci fi space body horror gets very fucking real, and totally gross. First, Lawrence Fishburne is a space captain named Miller, and his first mate is Joely Richardson, and she rocks. Her accent is real. A bunch of space sailors are escorting science genius Sam Neill to the wreckage of a space ship. It wasn't just a space ship, it was a massive black hole generating machine, and it recently re-emerged around Neptune, and now its just orbiting, being spooky af. To give all the details, Sam Neill, AKA Dr. Weir, is having creepy dreams about his dead wife in his cryo/gravi-sleep pod before they even get to the abandoned wreck. Oh, its called the Event Horizon. So, once the crew rolls up on Event Horizon they get nervous, because its creepy, and a few people go out to investigate the empty ship. Miller orders Dr. Weir to stay aboard their vessel, and he doesn't do a good job of listening. As soon as the crew splits up, one young guy gets sucked into the g

The Abyss

The Abyss - in which James Cameron writes a love letter to the ocean, and the ocean answers, "Here are some aliens." Ed Harris plays a scientist who is happy to be in an underwater Sea Lab (cue theme song) even though his mean wife comes to visit and be a cold bitch to him. A plot happens, but its been weeks, so I forget what it was. Ed Harris is bull headed, and only his wife can get through to him. The crew is enjoyable. Oh! Michael Bean shows up after an oil rig problem and gets pressure sickness and tries to kill everyone. In an effort to escape and save everyone, Ed Harris gets his swimmer craft stuck in a chasm, but some nice aliens lift him out in a spectacular light show of kindness. The aliens invade the SeaLab as water/people and try to be nice, with moderate success.A few people die, but most live. Good movie, watch again.

Death Wish

Death Wish (1974) - in which the justice system fails a man who lost his family, and he goes off the rails in finding personal justice. I mean vengeance. Charles Bronson plays Paul Kersey, a husband and father and architect, who has a nice NYC life. One day, near the beginning of the movie, Paul's wife is murdered and his daughter is raped into a catatonic state, from which she will not likely recover. Sexist. Anyways, Paul is destroyed, so his boss sends him out to New Mexico, or another lawless state, for a 3 month long project. Paul does some recovering while he is out there, and is befriended by his big money client, with a big hat and big guns. Upon arriving back in NYC, Paul is disheartened to find his daughter in terrible condition, and his son-in-law coping poorly. There have also been no arrests in his wife's murder, as the police are very busy with a crime spree related to gang violence. Paul is a really sympathetic guy, and his pain is visible, and very real. So,

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