Friday the 13th Part 6

Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives - in which Jason is accidentally resurrected by lightning and the smell of fear, and Tommy Jarvis does alright for himself. After watching his mother and sister be murdered by Jason (IV), little Tommy Jarvis spent some time in an institution (V), but now that he's got his nightmares under control, Tommy is visiting Jason's disgusting grave to desecrate Jason's grave (if such a thing is possible) and burn his remains. He brings his own hockey mask for the occasion, and his fellow insane friend helps him dig up Jason's body. It is mostly maggots at this point, but Tommy gets upset, grabs a rake or fence post, and starts stabbing the mush/corpse. In an unexpected twist, the approaching storm arrives instantly, and lightning strikes the metal rod while it is embedded in Jason's body -- waking him up from a deep and scary sleep. The sane friend dies. And the drunk gravedigger.
Tommy sensibly runs to the sheriff's office to report the miracle, and the sheriff of what is now "Forest Green" instead of Crystal Lake, doesn't believe him. But his cute daughter does. So, when the daughter and her friends are re-opening Camp Crystal Lake, but murders start happening, she sensibly runs to Tommy to help him dispose of Jason - once and for all! Using Occult magic and Witchcraft books, Tommy and Blonde woman figure out they need to lure Jason out to the middle of Crystal Lake and re-drown him with an anchor. Tommy lives. Jason dies. This is the one with that terrible RV sex scene. And those paintballing office coworkers add to Jason's body count significantly.

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