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Deep Rising



Deep Rising - in which Kevin O'Conner is treasure hunting and he accidentally finds Famke Janssen. Okay, first Treat Williams is captain of a small boat, and he is hired by a couple of treasure hunters to find this ship that has gone missing. The ship was filled with the richest people ever, plus one Famke Janssen who was trying to do a scam, but she got caught red-handed. The fancy lux ship doesn't have a brig, so the captain improvises and locks Famke in the pantry. Something happens to the ship to make it go missing and knock out all of its power, and its aliens, but the movie doesn't tell us that for a while. It's a surprise. So, when Treat Williams and Kevin O'Conner, some Asian woman and others arrive at the luxury liner, its all dark, and they break in via the jet-ski dock, and the aliens are still on the ship. There are disgusting bloody skeletons EVERYWHERE, and some gross goop. The aliens perk up and chase the new guests on the ship. Chaos ensues and some of the people die, but the others eventually get out and back to Treat's boat. Its fun, and super gory, but not amazing overall.

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