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Paranormal Activity



Paranormal Activity - in which a girl is haunted, and no one calls the Ghostbusters! Idiots. A woman and her boyfriend hone in on some creepy, standard haunting things when he purchases a video camera, and sets it up while they sleep. Yes, it is a found footage movie, and it is one of two that I like (Blair Witch Project). So, the haunting escalates as the boyfriend agitates the spirit more and more, by taunting it and saying he doesn't "believe" it exists, or whatever. But it clearly does. So, after a couple weeks of scarier bumps in the night, and creepy sleepwalking, the boyfriend finally caves and admits that there's a demon haunting them, and might possess his girlfriend, or kill them both. However, he does not want anyone's help with this problem, and he contrives no solutions, and his girlfriend gets possessed and eats him. Sad for her, he deserves it. If you have a ghost or a demon - call a professional! Tourist City Ghostbusters@ 321.80.HAUNT

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