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Land of the Dead



Land of the Dead - in which Night of the Living Dead gets its 6th sequel, which no one wanted. So, apparently, there is one area of the World that has been partially rebuilt, but it is governed by the 1%, because money matters again, even before society is fully rebuilt, and the jags who live in this nice tower don't have real skills, they just buy security, who seem to work for them for wages, it makes no sense. The plot is weak, and besides the point, but John Leguizamo is there to play some jerk, but he is the most likable character, because its him, so there's not really any tension, either. Um, some stuff happens, like, the zombies are getting smart, and learning how to open doors and pump gas, but not drive a car - yet. The zombies try and fail to gain the upper hand over the regular, non-dead humans, and then its over. Not great.

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