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IT (2017) - in which a New England town gets fucked up by a dancing clown, and kids save the day. Billie loses his favorite brother to a creepy clown in a sewer, and his parents are not helping him mourn about it. To be fair, the clown was very convincing, and looked like he knew how to juggle, if that's important to you. Okay, so, Pennywise the Dancing Clown starts terrorizing all the outcast and weak children he can find, and honestly, he is doing a decent job, because he has eaten a bunch of kids by the time our story picks up almost a year later. But, turns out, the kids he's targeting have each other, so they are less vulnerable than the Bettys and Georgies that he's already got.
  The crew of kids acquires a girl to the group, Bev gets her period, becomes a woman, and gets the courage to stand up to her pedophile father and fight back the next time he tries to rape her. You go, girl! It seems likely that her ability to stand up to a real monster renders her able to stand up to the monster Pennywise, and when he corners her, she stands up to his grinning face! The boys go all out to try to save Bev, and I cannot describe how awesome the final fight scene is. I'm just gonna go watch it again! Pennywise is so big and scary and his voice is bananas! Four nights of nightmares!

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