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Cassadaga

Cassadaga - in which some girl experiences the loss of her sister or deaf best friend, and after an undeterminable amount of time, she goes to be the only student at a "school" in a plantation house for "art." The only "professor" seems to be her aunt or something, and there is some creepy guy, her "son," creeping around and masturbating in the middle of the day with the doors open. Gross. Well, it goes on forever, with some ghost of some girl trying to warn the dumb protagonist that some creepy guy who was sexually mutilated at the age of 8 (opening scene) is murdering women and puppetting their corpses. Also gross. Finally it ends. Thank god.

Background info - I watched this because I heard it was made locally in Cassadaga, where I have been. It may be the psychic capital of the world, but it is also the burned out racist hippie capital of the world. Everyone has a confederate flag up, and half the roads are paved. Pass. 


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