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Puppet Master

Puppet Master - in which a man uses Egyptian magic to animate his wooden puppets, but then he dies and leaves his dolls buried in the wall of a nice hotel. His friends who are still alive are invited to his funeral in the empty hotel by his rich girlfriend, and the puppets are excited to see the friends and MURDER them. They all have magic powers, and one woman is a sexual psychic, and its awesome. The murders are all gruesome, the puppets and the effects rock! 77 minutes well spent. I'm glad I bought the 9 movies series sight unseen. Can't wait to watch the rest of them.


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