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Free Fire

Free Fire - in which Brie Larson helps negotiate a gun deal between 1974 and 1975. Two groups show up to exchange guns and money, but one of the negotiators who helped put the deal together gets shot by an itchy finger, and then some gangster-vultures show up and try to take out everyone so they can get the guns and the money. Cillian Murphy asks out Brie Larson during the crazy warehouse crossfire, and she kinda says yes. There's a bunch of stuff going on, some of the helper low-level guys have beef, one appears to be a date rapist. That's what the beef is about. Mostly, there are a lot of guns and bullets, and it is kind of fun, but some people die.


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