Judge Dredd - in which Sylvester Stallone tries to restore Law and Order to the East Coast Megacity, one urban mega block at a time. Um, Stallone plays Dredd, a judge who is found guilty of a crime he didn't commit, and he is exiled from the megacity. He wanders the wasteland for a little while, he finds a friend in Rob Schneider, and they sneak back into the megacity through a tunnel that shoots fire in regular internals, but they easily outrun the fire. Dredd has to get into command central to prove to the system he didn't actually break THE LAW, he is assisted by his former partner, a young woman who was hoping to learn so much from the honorable Judge Dredd, but I guess that didn't work out. So, Dredd and his codpiece break back into headquarters and manage to clear his name, despite the fact that public opinion is against him. Turns out, what had happened was that Dredd was framed for his crime with DNA from his clone brother, Rico, he didn't know about. Rico is both Armand Assante and relentless. Dredd exposes the existence of Rico and how bad he is, clearing his own name, and making the streets safe for him to patrol again. Remake was much better.
By Jackie. A log of movies I've watched, because I forget. Spoilers, I'm sure. Now there is a podcast, too!

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