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Fright Night



Fright Night - in which a teenage boy is the only one who has the good sense to identify and fear the new vampire in town, and his friends make fun of him. So, Charlie has this nice girlfriend named Amy, and they are hanging out when Charlie glances out the window and sees his new, handsome neighbor biting the beautiful prostitute he had invited over. He doesn't really freak out until the next day, when he see's the vampire's goul-servant taking out the body the next day. Charlie watches a lot of horror movies, so he's got some info, but his friend, Evil Ed, has the real down low, so he goes to him for advice. Evil Ed makes fun of Charlie, but gives him some solid info. However, by the time Charlie gets home - his mom has invited the VAMPIRE, Jerry, inside. Jerry threatens Charlie and his mom, and Charlie decides to get real, and he hunts down his local horror movie host, Peter Vincent, and tries to enlist his help. Peter Vincent does not believe Charlie, of course, because no one believes in vampires anymore, except that town in Africa that's hunting them, en mass. However, Charlie is driving Amy and Evil insane, so they offer to pay Peter Vincent to investigate Jerry the Vampire, and he agrees. Of course, Jerry is really a vampire, and Peter Vincent accidentally figures it out with a mirror, and everyone panicks, but that tips Jerry off, and so he kidnaps Amy from a dance club, with Charlie in hot pursuit. Evil Ed gets bitten and changed, and he goes after Charlie, and poor Charlie has to kill his friend and its disgusting. So, Jerry has Amy locked away, and he definitely fingers her, and Charlie and Peter break in and fight Jerry for Amy. Jerry turns into a bat, and Amy has grown long hair with magic. They defeat Jerry and save Amy, and the neighborhood is safe!

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