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Jeepers Creepers



Jeepers Creepers - in which Justin Long tries to be a good person, but he chose the wrong country road to do it on. Justin and his sister are driving along the country roads of central Florida, going home to see their parents when they encounter a hooop-dee from 1925 who appears to be the most aggressive driver ever. He passes them, but a few minutes later they pass the evil truck on the side of the road, where they clearly see the driver carrying a body wrapped in a bloody sheet, and tossing it down some weird tube. Like a normal person, the sister wants to go and get the police, but like a hero, Justin wants to go look down the tube and see if the bloody sheet still has a pulse. Truthfully, when they go to the pipe, they do hear someone alive at the bottom of it, which Justin confirms by accidentally sliding down the horror pipe and finding a dying guy who tells him to run.
   Amazingly, I did not turn the movie off, and then in the next scene, Justin Long finds an escape from the cathedral of petrified and Frankensteined bodies and he and his sister take off. However, the driver of the horror truck is not some deranged hick, but it actually a fucking monster moth man called The Creeper who eats people, and then brags about it with vanity plates. So, he gets the scent of Justin and spends the rest of the movie tracking and scaring and hunting him. They are trying to call for help from a diner, where they get a phone call from a nice psychic lady who is trying to warn them of the impending danger. They get down to the police station, for safety, and the psychic meets them there, and she's real apologetic. They yell at her to have clearer visions, but obviously she was already trying that, and it never works. The Creeper finds them there, fucks up the station, some prisoners, and  bunch of cops. He grabs nice Justin Long, and flies off with him, taking him to his doom. He has to start a whole new nightmare cathedral, and after he consumes the eyes, he petrifies Justin's body for arts and crafts.

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