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Zombieland



Zombieland - in which four survivors learn some lessons about love and family from each other, and Bill Murray. First, there are a bunch of rules to learn about the new world, and some nerd, played by Michael Cera, tells us about them. This is where the majority of zombie footage happens, as the movie takes place in low-zombie zones and on the road. Anyways, he hooks up with Woody Harrelson, and they make some progress across the country until they are tricked out of their weapons and vehicle by two girls. Twice. Then, they make friends with the girls because one of them is hot, and the girls think they can trust the guys, because they can. These both turn out to be good decisions. They get to LA, and crash at Casa de Murray for a few nights, but Bill Murray pretends to be a zombie inside the house, like an idiot, and gets shot. So, then the girls dip out, and they are going to a stupid amusement park, and the guys go after them because its the right thing to do, and they love them. The girls have turned on all the lights in the park, and attracted every zombie in the state, but the guys save them, and Woody gets his Twinkie. And they all lived happily ever after.

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