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Tales of Halloween



Tales of Halloween - in which a long series of short and scary stories are told in the same cinematic style. The best one is the story about the hipsters giving out candy while drinking, but they get attacked by a bunch of kids. Like, murdered. Turns out, they were serial killing neighborhood children, and its revenge! There's another one where the kids live in some Mad Max society. And another one where some demon frames a child for a TON of crime and murder. They're all pretty good, though.

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