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Legend

Legend - in which Tom Cruise plays a forest-person named Jack who meets a nice girl and tries to show her around. But, he makes a mistake and he takes Lili to see the Unicorns, but while she is trying to touch one, which Jack does not recommend, they are attacked by the Darkness's flying monkeys and one is killed. So, the whole magical good/evil balance is swung in the favor of Evil, and this red demon guy seems ready to secure the forest for himself. So, he is on a mission to get the Last Unicorn (not that movie) and Jack is trying to find Lili, who has run off because of guilt and fear. Or maybe the demon has kidnapped her. I should have  written this synopsis much sooner. Well, the Darkness is HUGE and red and scary and Tom Cruise is super sweet and the forest is pretty nice. The bad guy doesn't win, I guess that's the important part.



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