Motel Hell

Motel Hell - in which a crappy motel with a broken neon sign is regionally famous for selling a mystery jerky, and not for all the the patrons that never check out. Chef Vincent owns the Motel Hello in the middle of nowhere, near the Appalachians I guess, with his sister, probably. She is crazy but also appears to be kind of slow. But she's not slow, she's just nutburgers. So, the plot is that Farmer Vincent goes out hunting at night, and shoots people and brings them back to his little motel farm where he has some pigs. That's not the plot, that's the premise. The plot is that Farmer Vincent shoots out a couple's motorcycle tires one night, and the crash kills the dude, but the pretty young woman is just unconscious. So, Vincent takes her back and puts her up in a room at his motel, and when she wakes up the next day, he tells her he already buried her boyfriend and she should stay for a while and rest. But the boyfriend isn't really dead. The sheriff shows up, I guess Vincent called him, and he's like, "I wish you hadn't buried the body without nobody seein' it, but the girl is pretty, so I'll be back to sexually harass her later." And the sheriff, who is also Vincent's brother, comes back the next day to sexually harass her. Crazy sister Ida does not like how any of this is playing out, and she tries to kill the girl several times.

  

   Oh! So, obviously there was gonna be some cannibalism, so here it is - the meat is made from people! Vincent keeps people buried up to their necks in his garden, with their voice boxes slashed, so they can only make pig-like grunting noises, which of course, blend in with the pigs he's got outside the hidden-murder-garden gate. So, he has all kinds of fringe people buried in there, and he keeps them alive to tenderize their meat. Gross. So, the sheriff takes out the blonde woman to a drive in movie, sorta, and tries to sexually assault her. She refuses his advances, what did the filmmakers think dates where like? So, she runs back to the motel farm and tells Vincent she wants to marry him, and he is happy but unsurprised.On the same night, a swinging BDSM couple checks into the motel and invites Vincent and Ida to play with them. As you can imagine, they end up planted. Ida tries to kill blondie again, and Vincent is emotionally preparing to share the meat secret recipe. Then the people break out of their dirt bonds, the girl finds the the human butchery shop and freaks out. She and the sheriff have to kill Ida and Vincent, and the would be rapist becomes the hero, I guess.